Tale 8: Parking Lot

Today I was feeling good after playing some pick-up soccer with the homies, and I agreed to give my friend a ride up to the parking lot where his car was parked after the game. I should, however, mention that I put way too much zinc sunscreen on during the game and had dried white paste all over my face, which made me look like a clown or ghost or something. Anyways, we pulled out in my dirty white Jetta, bumping some A$AP Ferg as we rolled on up. We cruised for a few minutes and soon I put on my turn signal to enter the parking lot. Seconds after entering, some fuck came speeding out of nowhere from a lot to the right, screeching to a halt just a few inches from my car. This got me pretty pissed off, and my anger more than doubled when he then honked his horn at me after I had continued on my way. Now fuming, I leaned my head out the window and screamed "SUCK MY DICK!" at the top of my lungs back towards the stupid fuck. What I didn't realize was that one of the school security guards was sitting there watching us not too far away. What I also didn't realize was that while sticking my head out the window I had begun to drive a little off course, and so I proceeded to drive my car over a curb, coming pretty close to hitting a tree and likely damaging the undersurface of my precious ride. Looks like Rock Bottom is back yo.